Queen Metalia: Ahh imcompetant little youmas! SOMEONE CUE THE ENTRANCE MUSIC!!!!! And where is that Queen Beryl???
Queen Beryl: Get your slimy hands off me! I have no time for petty shows, or anything! I DON'T HAVE TIME!! LET GO!!!!! Ooo Queen Metalia! How are you today, heh heh heh.
Queen Metalia: BERYL!!!! GET OUT HERE YOUR LATE!!!!!!! AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH, sometimes I get soo riled up! Now GET ON WITH THE SHOW BERYL! YOU DON'T WANT ME TO VENT MORE OF MY FRUSTRATION ON YOU!!!!!!
Queen beryl: Ehem. Allright my Queen, I'll get on with it.
The Entrance Music Begins
Queen Beryl: Welcome welcome everyone! This is My talk show, and all of it's topics are about hating the simpy scouts and why we would want to beat them! Ehhh, yes? You have a question?
Audiance Idiot #1: Hello! Where's the bathroom?
Queen Beryl: Hohohoho. Where's the bathroom he says.. Youmas Drain him of energy!!!!!
Audiance Idiot #1: Ahhhhhh. collapses
Queen Beryl: We had his money right? Ohh ok. Now let's get on with the show. Our topic today is people who tried to beat the senshi, and the pain it's caused. Our first guest... yes? question?
Idiot 2: Ummm, Queeney? Why do you hate the senshi so much? They only try to beat evil, and they beat you pretty bad.
Queen Beryl: Qu-Queeney? You called me queeney? YOUMA! Drain 'em.
Idiot 2: Aaaaahhhhhh. collapses
Queen Beryl: There, better. Now where was I Ohh yes. Our first guest is Wiseman. Everyone give a round of applause for Wiseman............. CLAP OR SUFFER ONE THOUSAND PAINFUL DEATHS!!!!!!
Audiance: Clap Clap Clap Clap Clap Clap CLap Clap Clap Clap
Queen Beryl: Better. Now Wiseman, you are very brave for coming on the show. You were beaten by two moon-brats. That's gotta hurt. Tell us how you feel.
Wiseman: Ohhh it does hurt. They confiscated my magic ball for that. no more levitating, no more appearing and dissapearing, no more brainwashing, no more fortune telling. I tell you it's enough to mae you wanna go straight! boohoo boohoo boohoo boohoo
Queen Beryl: Ohh you poor man. See audiance! See what those wretched sailor failures did to him! errrr yes? Question?
Idiot 3: But umm. He was bad. The senshi had good reason to beat him. And look what he did to poor Rini. He turned her evil, and made her all old and stuff! WISEMAN! I think you one sick ***!$%*# @%^#&*# #$(!$^@& *%*%#$&*!!!!!!!! #$^*@ @&*($! ^&(&($# @%&*&! @#%@#% @#$ @#$@$$!!!!!! @#%#$^........
Queen Beryl: YOUMA! drain 'em.
Idiot 3: ^&^$#&#$# collapses
Wiseman: Ohh how mean. I get this everywhere I go, "You're mean" "your sorry" "I don't like you" "No no no only you have to pay $5 for the company coffea" boohoo boohoo boohoo boohoo
Queen Beryl: Poor man. Now let's welcome our second guest. Kaolinite. Everyone give Kaolinite a round of applause. She's very brave for coming on our show. CLAP!!!!!!
Audiance: clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap...
Queen Beryl: Now Kaolinite. You had a very long time as head henchman. But then, it was cut short. How does that make you feel?
Kaolinite: Ohh Queen Beryl. I almost won. I almost won! Stupid scouts, I almost won! I ALMOST WON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Queen Beryl: Ohh now I understand. They told me Kaolinite had changed, she wasn't as happy as she usually was, they told me not to invite her, she'ld ruin the show they said....
Kaolinite: I almost won. I almost won. Stupid Mistress 9. I almost won.....
Queen Beryl: Hmmmm. Now lets welcome our third...... another question? TALK!
Idiot 4: Hey I like what you've done with your hair Kaolinite! Looks nice and red!
Queen Beryl: You interrupted me to say that? Argh! Youma, you know what to do.
Idiot 4: but but but.....collapses
Queen Beryl: Now let's welcome our third guest. Welcome to the show Neherinia! I remember you got beat pretty bad, but then you were reverted to a young child. But then Galaxia made you old again? Seems everyone forgot about you after that. I mean all you did was make Sailor Saturn get older, but then what happened?
Neherinia: Eh? Speak up. My hearing isn't what it used to be. I think I need to go back to my mirror. She leaves then returns a lovely woman Ahh there, haven't had much need for the mirror since I was in charge. I used to get so many visitors, and interested men. But now nothing. I was humiliated, and I guess looks aren't everything. I almost won too.
Kaolinite: I ALMOST WON!!!!!! AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! Kaolinite jumps up and runs off the stage in a frenzy.
Neherinia: Did I say something wrong? What was wrong with her?
Queen Beryl Don't ask. Please continue. Wait wait. question?
Idiot 5: Yes, uhhh where did you say that bathroom was?
Queen Beryl: YOUMA!
Idiot 5: hey there. collapses
Queen Beryl: Please continue Neherinia
Neherinia: I forgot what I was talking about. Ohh yes. Well I was very happy when I was young again, but then Galaxia promised revenge upon the sailor scouts, and even when I was young, I still hated the senshi, THANKS Mimette's guide to hating the sailor senshi! So I was turned old again, and I aged Sailor Saturn very quickly, but after that I guess galaxia forgot about me. I waited patiently for Galaxia to remember, but she was cured before she could cure me again. I felt so betrayed. boohooboohooboohoo
Wiseman: There There Neherinia. I share your pain!
Queen Beryl: yes, right.. Ohh let's welcome our last ex-villain, Sailor Iron Mouse. Welcome to the show! Tell us how it happened.
Iron Mouse: Hehe! Well, I guess my cuteness was too much for Sailor Moon to handle, so she had to keep foiling my plans. I bet if I was ugly, like Neherinia, I could have won!
Neherinia: See? Even she hates me! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!!!
Iron Mouse: Oops. Ohh well. So I almost got the starseeds, see, but then Sailor Galaxia got angry at how long it was taking me, and she destroyed my bracelettes, taking away my power.
Neherinia: You may be cute. BUT I am more powerful than you!!! HAHAHAHAHA
Iron Mouse: Jumps up from her chair What? You dirty old wman! I should...,br>
Queen Beryl: Settle down Iron Mouse. Remember, it wasn't Neheinia's fault youwere destroyed, it was those wretched sailor simps!!
Iron Mouse: Yes, I suppose your right. I'm sorry Neherinia, will you forgive me?
Neherinia: Sure!
Iron Mouse and Neherinia have a long corny hug
Queen beryl: Now lets welcome our last guest. One of the horrid wretched sailor simps that caused all of this devastation! Sailor Moon.
Idiot 6,7,8,9, and 10 clap clap clap clap clap
Queen Beryl: YOUMA!!! Thank you.. These people are a trifle annoying.
Sailor Moon walks on to stage doing the whooping bark thing, and doing the Raise the Roof thing.
Wiseman: AAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! Wiseman hides under his chair
Neherinia: Ohh poor Wiseman. Runs over to comfort Wiseman
Iron Mouse jumps out of her chair, grabs her chair and charges Sailor Moon.
Queen beryl: Go IRON MOUSE! Oops, please sit down, your disturbing the censors.
Iron Mouse reluctantly sits down and keeps a careful eye on Sailor Moon
Queen Beryl: Now Sailor Moon. You are the cause of the destruction of all evil in the galaxy. How do you feel? Wait nevermind I don't care how you feel. Why'ld you do it?
Sailor Moon: I did it because you all suck! And...
Queen Beryl: Oh so sorry Sailor Moon, times up. Shows over, see ya later!
Queen Beryl presses a button and the floor under Sailor Moon collapses.
Queen Beryl: CUE THE END MUSIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!